I know I'm down in the polls. I know the outlook for the election doesn't look good. I know my campaign staff is freeeeaking the fuck out.
So it's time that The Original Maverick dropped some honest-to-goodness, Grade-A Maverick on your ass. Here's my plan:
AT TOMORROW NIGHTS DEBATE, THE ORIGINAL MAVERICK WILL ENDORSE BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!!
That's right. You didn't mishear that. Tomorrow I will endorse Barack Obama for president.
God I'm good. Broder's gonna cream in his pants once he hears this one. You can't get more bi-partisan than endorsing your opponent.
THE ORIGINAL MAVERICK IS BACK, BITCHES!!
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